Saturday, December 18, 2010

Thanksgiving Bowl

Thanksgiving Bowl

"Good Evening Folks,"

"Welcome to the Thanksgiving Bowl! I'm Dirk Giblets coming to you live from the Smith's kitchen. We're just about ready for the big Cook-Off." (Husband and Wife Thanksgiving dinner cook-off.)

"And the coin toss goes to Mrs. Smith.. and there's the Stick-Off! (Mrs. Smith sprays a pan with Stick-Off) What could this be? It's a Blueberry pie, folks! I don't know how the opposition is going to best that!"

"What's this?! Mashed Potatoes!!...with Brown Gravy!! Perhaps we've underestimated Mr. Smith. It seems he's come with a cook book. " (cookbook that has directions that look like a football play.)

"Wait, what's this?! It seems that Mr. Brown's potatoes are not legit! " (Hiding a box of instant potatoes behind his back. Ref calls him on it with a red flag and a whistle.) "That's a downright shame folks! A downright shame!"

"Mrs. Brown is not about to let up on him though. There will be no mercy at this Turkey Bowl folks! Those are homemade rolls, and boy do they smell goooo...oood!"

"Now she's making homemade stuffing!... Candied Yams!....Green Bean Cassorole!...I'm afraid to say it folks, but this looks like an absolute massacre!.. I don't know how Mr. Smith could possibly make a comeback now. I think the only thing that could make up for his severe lack of planning would be a nice, juicy, ....meatloaf!? (he gulps)"
(Mr. Smith has been sneaking up behind the turkey with his arms out and a twisted smile on his face. The turkey looks up to notice him just before he says "meatloaf". Mr. Smith grabs him by the neck and yanks him up and out of the screen.)

The table is spread with a silver platter in the center. Mr. Smith lifts the lid and the cooked turkey lifts his arms and says, "Touchdown! What an upset folks!" Turkey then slumps down with his eyes closed and tongue out. Mr. Smith smiles triumphantly, Mrs. Smith frowns, and then "Happy Thanksgiving!" text appears.

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