Drunken with Eggnog
Christmas is the most stressful time of the year for some people...so be slow to judge.
Drunken Santa: Cheeeers to anutherrr great year!! (hic) (lifts his mug)
(Santa chinks his mug with several other mugs held by reindeer hooves)
Drunken Santa takes a big swig, slams his mug down and shouts, "Rooo (hic) dolf with yer nose sooooo bright! Won't youuuu drive my sleigh tonight?" Crazy Laugh
Bartender: "Forget it Santa! Youz aint goin nowhere tonight! Just take a look at yer boyz over there!" Gestures to the pack of reindeer around a table all wasted. Then we pan over and see Rudolf under a trough with a spout marked "Eggnog." His belly is huge, his nose blazing, and he looks absolutely wasted. His head is still under the spout with a glazed look on his face. " I'm clean out o nog thanks to youz guys!"
Have a Happy (and Safe) New Year!
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